i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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