maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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