Reggie can tackle my bush.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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