Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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