Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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