The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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