Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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