You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Say something about gay babies.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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