I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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