What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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