I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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