i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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