Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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