At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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