You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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