Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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