Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I think your dad took our porno
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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