yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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