Soap is not a condiment
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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