Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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