hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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