No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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