Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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