It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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