It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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