How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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