just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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