She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
