Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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