it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
MIDGETS
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Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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