make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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