is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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