i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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