you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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