i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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