nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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