This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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