before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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