Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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