i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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