How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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