i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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