Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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