): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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