this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You pole danced in your parka.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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