Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Randomize
