Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I believe in your delicious
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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