quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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