Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We don't watch enough power rangers
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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