at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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