Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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