in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I think your dad took our porno
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
the raccoons are back...
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