Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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