He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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